an intern was asking me about this guy that I was seeing very briefly and when I said things didn’t work out he asked if it was painful and I was like “it’s always painful, some more than others” and glanced longingly in the direction of the kitchen straight up like the cheesy plotless soap opera my work life has become.
Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t
my favorite activity is listening to my super conservative dad talk about how popular he is amongst the other super conservatives around the world on twitter because it reminds me that I have real friends and real hobbies
the breakfast / lunch crew exhausts me
the dinner crew exhausts me too but the dinner crew knows I’m a princess and treat me as such and I’m allowed to make inappropriate jokes and talk about my sex life and love of drinking
who are they