I wish there was a way to let him know that I’m not texting at 1am because I am desperate and lonely and want him back, I am texting him at 1am because at any other time I’d be able to guarantee that he was awake and part of me is planning on pretending this didn’t happen
it’s 1am and I texted my ex boyfriend and I instantly regret it fuck
Not anymore, just the 2 that I currently use
the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit
"just being a dude haha wearing my meggings to broga gonna take the brobus to dudesville with my boys haha no homo bro did i mention i am a man"
i don’t wanna sound suspicious but that sounds like something a swarm of bees in a trenchcoat would say
im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me
I bought an arrow bracelet bc my inner kate bishop told me to and it makes me happy bc it reminds me of that dark time when she was the only person who pushed me through it.